{"id":319,"date":"2008-09-26T17:34:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-26T21:34:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-27T17:03:58","modified_gmt":"2022-06-27T21:03:58","slug":"no-kevin-we-really-dont-think-you-are","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lizziebarrett.com\/?p=319","title":{"rendered":"Kevin&#8217;s Diet"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/localhost:50407\/81050c09337fe6dafc2842e95329c010\/image\/9f61254cc1772458.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/localhost:50407\/81050c09337fe6dafc2842e95329c010\/image\/9f61254cc1772458.jpg?size=400\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/><strong><span style=\"color:#663300;\">No, Kevin, we really don&#8217;t think you are plump, just cute as a button.<\/span><\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, Kevin, we really don&#8217;t think you are plump, just cute as a button.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[16],"class_list":["post-319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-kevin-says-no-to-diet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lizziebarrett.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lizziebarrett.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lizziebarrett.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lizziebarrett.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lizziebarrett.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=319"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lizziebarrett.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lizziebarrett.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lizziebarrett.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lizziebarrett.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}